Vignette 2: Bridge Sprint: putting the poo into poubelle

Note: I am translating poubelle to rubbish here. No I don't care if that's wrong. 

"I'm just waiting to be rescued, bring me back to life"

There isn't much to say about this race. It was a warm up for my A race in the Cotswolds. It was hot, and I didn't wear a wetsuit. My swim was slow. My ride was slow, there were too. many. damn. dead turns. My run, well we have a phrase for that now, it is what it is. Also slow. I was 💩. The end.